Yikes! A Mummy's Got My Granny!
"This is the most energetic bonkers fun romp of a story I've read in ages!" — Pippa Goodhart, author of Winnie the Witch books
An Ancient Egyptian mummy is running amok and he's kidnapped Stan's donkeys… not to mention his gran! With eyes of molten lava, teeth like gravestones and breath so pongy he could knock you out with a quick "Hello!" this mummy's dead scary but definitely not dead.
Chapter One
47 BC – Egypt, the River Nile
'Who's the guy we're firing at?' asked the Roman soldier as he launched another flaming rock at the ship. 'The one in the golden armour?'
'That's Ptolemy,' said his mate, reloading the catapult. 'Cleopatra's little brother. It's written P-tolemy but you just say Tolemy. It's a silent P.'
'I have a silent P,' said the soldier. 'If I need the loo in the middle of the night and don't want to wake the General! He hates it if you flush when he's snoozing!'
His mate laughed. 'Silent pee! Ha ha! That's a classic.'
'I don't think Ptolemy's ship will last another 10 minutes,' said the soldier, firing again. 'Look! Another bullseye! We'll be done in time for tea.'
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